33 Classic Novels In 140 Characters Or Less Because Who Has Time To Read

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If you’re too lazy to read the book that you’re supposed to be writing a report about, here are some descriptions to help you out. They’re 140 characters or less, like your standard tweet. However, most normal people just read the back of the book if they’re not willing to read the book itself. Or hey, you could even google a summary of the book and just write your own report based on that.
But if you’re in college and you can’t even be bothered to read classic novels, why are you in school? Just quit school and become a freelance writer. Actually, don’t do that. Stay in school and read the books that are assigned to you. In general, it’ll make you smarter. And you can be that one guy at the party who can say he actually read The Grapes of Wrath.
Take a look at these some times funny, sometimes moving 140 character or less novels and let us know what you think in the comments. Do you really feel like you know the books based on these tweets?

1. The first in our list of classic novels in 140 characters or less is the famous 1984 book

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2. Alice in Wonderland

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3. LOL, i like this one, The Russian Revolution, but with animals

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4. Atonement. Lives are ruined forever

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5. Beloved, a classic novel indeed

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6. Catch 22 – try not to die in WW2

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7. The Catcher in the Rye – basically everyone’s a big phony

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8. A Clockwork Orange – Drugs, music, violence

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9. Fifty Shades of Grey – Have sex while arguing all the time

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10. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo – Trying to solve a mystery while falling in love

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11. Gone With The Wind – First time in love, then husband dies

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12. The Grapes of Wrath – Just depressing

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13. Great Expectations – Money from crimes, WIN

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14. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone – You’re a wizard Harry, save the world.

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15. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn – Child and slave runaway to find freedom

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16. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe – Kids walk in to a Christian allegory

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17. Lolita – Not cool to lust over a 12 year old

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18. Lord of the Flies – Boys get stranded on island and try to kill each other

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19. The Lord of the Rings – Small people try to destroy a ring, lots of people die, the end.

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20. Moby Dick – Guy obsessively tries to kill a whale, he dies.

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21. On the Road – Self destruction across the USA – now that’s a novel in under 140 characters i can get behind LOL

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22. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest – Trying to avoid prison

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23. Pride and Prejudice – Couple say they will never end up together, falls in love

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24. The Scarlet Letter – Wear her sign with pride.

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25. A Tale of Two Cities – The wrong man killed

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26. The Big Sleep – Woman does porn, then regrets it.

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27. The Da Vinci Code – Man invents his job to do stuff.

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28. The French Lieutenant’s Woman – Man fathers a child out of marriage.

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29. The Hound of the Baskervilles – Family thinks a mad dog is terrorising them.

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30. The Sun Also Rises – Everyone want Brett, no one wins

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31. Their Eyes Were Watching God – Woman finally meets the one, he dies

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32. To Kill a Mockingbird – Daughter learns how cruel life can be

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33. Twilight – Girl dates 100 year old vampire

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