23 Useless Gifts That Need To Be Banned This Christmas
Thanks for nothing
1. This egg testing app, will check to see if your eggs are fresh
2. This banana capsule. To keep your banana fresh 😐
3. This HAND made condom art – Thanks?
4. These cans of oxygen – ” hey man, i just bought you air for 4.99 a can
5. This decapitated teddy bear lamp – Waking up next to this thing every morning is nice
6. This exotic frog women purse, i dare you walk around in public with this
7. This crocs shaped phone holder – Because you don’t look stupid enough with just the shoes
8. This Viking hat with matching mustache. Cmon! This looks ridiculous
9. This goatee saver. Do we really need to say anything else?
10. This ashtray – Thanks dude, now i’ll feel like dying every time i’ll smoke one up
11. This shirt – NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE – Alien flashbacks all over again! NOPE
12. This sweater – REALLY?
13. This pig cutting himself – Look at his face, this is not a good gift
14. This lamp – Unless you’re James Bond you are not allowed to put this next to your bed
15. This peeing old guy whisky bottle, because you always want to think of pee when you drink
17. This undercap – Looking like an idiot all the time
18. This unicorn meat. I actually want to see what’s in there
19. These Salami notes – Great, not only you gave me a useless present i cant even eat these!
20. This Wilson ball – What are you saying that i’m lonely?
21. This outfit that has no excuse to exist
22. This spray the time clock – Where the hell are you gonna use this
23. These glowing led wine glasses – The 70’s called, they want their cups back